Clit

This is a classic 52 cards deck designed with patterns of clitoris and vulvas. That deck is used to play the Clit card game decribed below.

Thanks to Le Reset's team for coming up with the rules.

Rules

Clit is a two players game. The winner is the first one to get rid of all their cards.

  • Each player is given half of the card deck. They shuffle their pile, and place it face down in front of them.
  • They flip the first card of their pile and place it in the center. Those two cards are the basis of the central stacks.
  • They then flip the five first cards of their pile and display them in front of them.
  • Once the game starts, each player can put any one of the five cards displayed in front of them and place it on any one of the central stacks that is of either equal value, one above or one up, ace being both a high and low card.
  • When they take a card from one of the five placed in front of them, they flip a card from their pile to replace it. That way they always have five cards displayed.
  • There is no playing order. Anyone can place cards at any moment.

And now the fun part:

  • When the top cards of the two central stacks are of the same value, players can put both their hands on the stacks (to prevent anyone from adding more cards) and shout "Clit!".
  • The other player then takes both stacks, leaving the two top cards in the center as basis for the new stacks, shuffles the cards and add them to their own pile.

The first player with no cards left wins.